i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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