she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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