You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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