Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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