Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Green mimosas i think yes
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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