OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
its not stalking. its research.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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