You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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