ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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