The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
COCAINE IS GR8
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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