It's like God shit irony all over that family
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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