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i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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