was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Let's get the cat blown out
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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