zippers are such a cool invention
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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