Where did you get a picture of my penis
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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