out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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