So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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