How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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