I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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