I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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