So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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