dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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