try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
