Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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I need moral support for this bender
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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