Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
this hospital has no fireball
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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