let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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