You surviving the open bar?
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Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My vagina is very pro this idea