That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment