whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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