adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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