so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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