i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My boob is missing a layer of skin
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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