what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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