Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
