So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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