Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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