You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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