I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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