Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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