Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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