Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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