Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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