i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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