he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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