There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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