is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
