Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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