So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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