btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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