Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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