Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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