I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I had to cum in my sink.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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