We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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