Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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