Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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