When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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