Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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