We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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