Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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