what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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