we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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