Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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