No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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